Ces salopes valent la peine de se faire écraser par une voiture

There is a silver lining in every situation and a poor fella being hit by a van can confirm that with ease. He was really unfortunate to get hit in the first place, but again lucky enough that a couple of nasty and horny nurses were close by to administer the first aid. You can tell these sluts know their way around stick shifts and definitely take good care of their patient. Even a driver who was feeling distressed by the incident got treated to a helping hand, or shall we say mouth, from these whoring nurses. They are definitely worth the trouble.