Préparez-vous pour un gros repas (pets uniquement)

I'm about to go out for a nice picnic with my girls! I just have to use the toilet before I leave. The toilet is lying on the floor waiting for me when I walk in. He is so pathetic. I love filling him up with the waste from my body - I don't think anything makes me happier! It's also lots of fun to torment him by making him beg for the meal. I know he is sick from eating it all the time, so making him pretend like he is excited for it is so funny. Unfortunately, I'm also really gassy and bloated from a beans and eggs breakfast, so the toilet will have to endure heaps of extreme farts in his face before he gets to the meal. I make him lick my asshole to wet it and get it nice and relaxed. I push out more farts. One of them blasts a small morsel into his mouth. Just a little sample before the main course! Eventually, I can feel the dump reaching my asshole. It's ready to come out. I order the toilet to prepare to receive his food.