Divorce-la et viens me voir quand tu veux et te branler quand tu veux

When you see Me on your PC screen, this is the best part of your day! When you can really enjoy your time! You love to worship Me and My hot body! Wouldn't it be great if you could just spend time with Me and your cock in your hand whenever you want? Oooh ... It's a shame, but you can't ... Because of your stupid ugly wife! I think you should divorce her so you can just come to Me anytime and jerk off whenever you want....