Pisse dans les livres

I'm at my friend's party, but can't seem to find the bathroom, she gave me the wrong directions and I end up in her room. I really need to go through it, and she should have explained better, I didn't really want to use the gross bathroom anyway. So I gather up some of her books, place them on the floor, take my panties off and squat over them emptying my bladder. Then I rip out a page in one of the books, use it to wipe myself, and leave.