Épidémie de petit pénis

This is Dakota Charms and I will be reporting the news of a small penis epidemic. There may be something in the food that causes men to have tiny peckers. Women aren't going to want men anymore because they're changing into females. The feminists are happy but I disapprove. There should be a penis enlargement pill but it will take a long time to develop. Will our population last that long? People need to get tested by their local doctor. An example of the smallest dick is on your screen. They're growing more hair which makes it look tinier. Shaving only makes the hair grow back thicker. Will humanity survive?