Mami necesita maquinizarse, pero tiene que conformarse con una paja

After a bust-up on our anniversary and then being ignored for a few days, I was feeling super miserable and glum. Stuck 5,000 miles from home and with nearly another week to go I didn’t know what to do or where to turn so did what I always do in times of stress: have a wank! Admittedly, this wasn’t a time of stress, but heartbreak after being snapped at all day despite being the most incredible stepmom to the twinnies all day whilst they were being douchebags. I didn’t like being spoken to or treated in such a way after everything I’ve done and all the sacrifices I’ve made to be here, but upon voicing my upset he made me regret the entire last year! As I didn’t want to bawl my eyes out non-stop I figured I should have a wank to cheer me up. The only trouble was the batteries were low.