Tu criada está negociando un aumento

I want to discuss something very important with you during my work break! You see, I've been working for you for 6 months now and it's time I get a raise...No? You can't pay more? I beg to disagree, sir. You have to pay me extra not only for my amazing cleaning skills but also for keeping my mouth sealed. As your maid, I have access to all the secrets of this house, including the stash from your laptop...And I'm sure you don't want me to start gossiping about it!