No puedes ir mal con una gran polla negra

It really makes me angry when your supposed 'nearest & dearest' puts little or no thought into your birthday presents. I literally got a new phone only a few months before, so when I unwrapped another one, I realised that he just hadn't been taking notice of me. So I decided to use the unwelcome gift to film a little video for him..... I made a call, and within the hour I was joined by one of my biggest, and best, black lovers to co-star in the video....here's what happened!