Dos coños son mejores que uno

It's one thing to be caught with a little bit of something you're not supposed to have, but to be caught with a scale! That's a whole different ballgame. It implies that not only are you a casual reprobate, but that you are most likely in a commercial enterprise. Luckily, we knew exactly what was going on - these two residents hadn't done much damage but put themselves at serious risk for going straight to prison with no "Get Out Free" card. They didn't seem to realize the gravity of the situation at first, so I thought that a cock in their mouths and up their tight straight-boy holes might help clarify things for them in their minds.