SPH, das gerücht ist wahr

You came expecting sex and a good time. No loser little dick, I tricked you into coming over, just to see if the rumors are true! Once you understand that, I coax you into removing your pants anyone. Don't be shy now! Everyone already knows anyways. Once you have it out, the insult and questions begin! The size of your load must be ridiculous too. I do try to contain my self but I can't, I just can't keep it respectful!! I can't stop looking at it! Is it a skin tag? Deformity? What is this?