Weißer schläger, couch-tug

This new young man was with us because I'm friends with his probation officer and he was recommended to the House. He's the type of guy you wonder just how in the hell he isn't working and living a normal life. I guess sometimes you have to fall pretty far before you realize your way out of a hole. Although he hadn't done anything wrong or broken any rules, I still wanted to knock him off of his ponny and let him know how things are around the House. This is not a place where the guys get to do whatever they want, and things go a lot smoother if they put out.