Clone-a-willy, kleiner penis demütigung

I know you have a reputation for having a big cock, so imagine my surprise when I found this in your room the other day. Why the fuck would someone with suck a tiny dick want to make a copy of it? Do you really think any woman would ever want to masturbate with this? It's too small for any pussy to feel. If you want me to keep your little secret, you're going to have to stroke your little prick for me while I tell you how pathetically small it is.