I squirt on the windshield to clean it

We were on a loooong road trip. During the ride; I was on my phone, doing my makeup, looking at the landscapes when suddenly I noticed that the windshield was a little dirty and I offered to clean it up. So I climbed all the way to the top of the car and sat on top of the windshield, started masturbating and squirted/ pee all over the windshield, hehehe at least it’s clean now, right? Call me whenever you need another cleaning service.