PC-techniker ist ein schuh-perverser

I need a favor, and you're the man to help, aren't you? Here's the thing... I wrote an unflattering email about the boss and in my haste, I accidentally sent it to him. Fortunately, he's off today, so I was wondering if you could go delete it from his computer. Could you do that for me? Please? Oh, you want something in return! Why am I not surprised? You want my shoes? These shoes? These shoes that I've been wearing all day? What is wrong with you? You know, they really are quite stinky. So, we have a deal?