Du bist verlierer des monats

Every day I have to put up with your lurking and stalking. If this is how pushy and lonely you are, no wonder real-life ladies avoid you. You are such a loser, the loser of the month goes to you. You win in every category! You jerk off too much, you are weak, lame, and useless to me. You can't even do the one thing I asked of you!!!! You are so lame, so pathetic. You win! The loser of the month goes to you!