Sportsfan domme macht sich über deine lustig geformten eier lustig

I don't know how they do things in America, but that's not what balls are supposed to look like, they're not supposed to be a strange egg shape, they're meant to be round. Well I am somewhat of an expert when it comes to balls, and I bet they all feel the same under foot, I bet they have the same crunch, and I bet you still shriek in frustration if I put one finger on top, tease you... Let you think that you'll be allowed to play with your funny shaped balls and then, snatch away the opportunity at the last moment... And then make you do it again and again and again!