Turning the clock back and making you into a virgin loser again

Do you ever wish you could turn back the clock? Just breathe in through your nose and out through your mouth as we slowly count backwards, melt away those years and renew your youth... But wait what's this? Looks like you're a virgin loser again, what ever shall I do with you now? An extra long, guided mesmerise clip with a full induction, that will fill you with waves of humiliating nostalgia!