Můj čůrák je větší než tvůj - ponížení malého penisu

My dick is bigger than yours and that's PATHETIC! Aint no way you're pulling women with that gherkin LMAO you have a small dick LMAO. It's amazing you've made it this far into adulthood with that thing in your pants. You might as well devote the rest your life to the church because aint nobody goin near that dick but God.  You see this heavy thing in my hands? I BET I could get any woman you WISH would sit on your dick to sit on mine. That's how unappealing your sad excuse of a penis is. Can it even qualify as a dick? Isn't there some type of FCC law that requires you to call it a, 'clit?' matter of fact, that's an insult to clits. Become a eunuch because aint no way someone is goin near that thing. My dick? Will probably get sat on TONIGHT, yours, probably won't get sat on ever again because who the FUCK could feel that thing? Your destiny and place in this world has already been chosen & a, 'fucker,' is not it LMAO