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I've been chosen for a photo shoot, which would earn me 30,000 pounds, but I stupidly told them I was pregnant. I have one week to look 6-7 months pregnant! I really really dont want to turn the job down, I need the cash so bad, so begin searching for ways around it online. I eventually come across a dodgy site, but order a potion anyway, I havent got anything to loose. To my surprise it actually turns up the following day, and after some strange side effects, gets to work! Wow! I have a pregnant belly growing before my eyes, I cant stop rubbing it and looking at it!