Black ass religion

Our ass who are in heaven, hallowed be thy melanin. Thy checks come to my face. Thy will be done on my mind, cause my soul is yours right now. Give us this day our daily fart, and forgive us our cheapness and insignificance. Temptate me and take me to the bosom of your hell, because you are the incarnate sin, For thine is the queendom and the power, and the glory, forever and ever. Amen.