Better out than in!!

I show you the big Bloat I have!My belly is so BIG just from eating a salad... Well I did have 2 massive servings but still it is healthy food! And it blew me up like a balloon!! I start out telling you about my bloated tummy and food sensitives. Then The gas starts coming out about 4 minutes in. Man that is how I spell relief!! Well then I decide why not have a little fun with this and take advantage of all this gas!! I start swishing the fart scent to you airing out my dress and just making you smell it! I made it where you can't escape, that fact that you start to turn a shade of green cause of the smell, is just hilarious to me!! My belly is so full of air I look pregnant!