Destroying my jeans and farting

I let out farts in my tight blue jeans.I have a lot of gas that needs to be relieved.I bend over and fart like crazy.When I pull my jeans up, i rip them by mistake.They were already ruined by my endless farts.I rip them a little more so my cheeks will come out.I kinda like them more like that!Then I take them off and have on my sexy black panties and continue to farts so I can let all it out.