I come home from shopping wearing new lingerie and high heels - and what does he do? Watching TV. I mean, why do men always have to sit in front of the telly, it's so boring. Well, I don't hesitate and show him my new outfit right away. Would you have outlast me? At least, he can't, and telling him that I fucked with some stranger during my shopping tour just seems to get him going . Oh no, men! You just have to love them