Eating blueberrys with long sharp nails

Today I've a little snack of blueberries - I'm going to eat them using my long, sharp, nails. It's like having my own in built fork, ready to stab and pierce. Wonder if that would also work on other things that are small, round and soft... I take each one carefully and slowly chew each delicious bite, placing on my tongue and rolling up inside my mouth. I start to take multiple at once, one on each finger - before placing each in my mouth one at a time. I also decide the carton just isn't convenient, so place the remaining blueberries into my bra, it's perfect storage! I can then eat them from there! As it goes on, I start to have fun crushing and popping some of them - they make a lovely squish and pop.