First time cum eating instructions

This is your first time right? You've never done this with anybody before have you? I can tell, it's written all over your face, you look so nervous... Don't worry, there's nothing to be nervous about, it's all going to be really easy. All you need to do is follow along with what I say, I'm going to tell you exactly how to jerk off for me, and then you're going to clean up after yourself... See simple... Just like you!