Cruel Tiny Dick Degradation

Your little dick has an almost lyrical quality, you know. It's a fitting representation of your entire miserable life. As I degrade you, you have nothing better to do than massage your useless little dick. Hey, we all have our little eccentricities, don't we? You're only useful for petting that little, insignificant bit of flesh, so just keep doing that. What really irritates me, you know? The inability to simply take pleasure in a basic handiwork task without constantly being reminded of your lack of worth. You're an embarrassment and a joke on wheels. All you're ever going to be is a little dick loser. You are not going to be anything more.