Sniff stepmom stocking feet

We all know that your performance is not good enough. Frankly, it's inferior. If you were another employee you'd have been made redundant, let go, sacked. So you're very lucky to still be here. The fact of the matter is that I've been put in charge of sales driven targets and you aren't coming close, are you? I wonder why that is. Is there anything you'd like to share? Anything you'd like to tell me? Because I've got a sneaking suspicion that I know what the problem is. You're easily distracted, aren't you? When you have to work in close proximity with step-mommy? Is there something that I do that distracts you? Because I'm very willing to help you to get your best performance. Shall I just tell you the things that I see? You're too shy to tell me that you find step-mommy's nylon stocking tops a distraction. What is it that you want from me? Do you want to sniff step-mommy's stocking clad feet? I'm right, aren't I? Not only that, but you want to spunk on them, don't you?