Worshipping the supervillain's purple nylons

I know you've always suspected I've had a secret because I have all of these paddles and floggers in my room, well I have a confession to make... I'm a Super Villain! I don't have a lasso of truth, I just have implements of , to make people kneel before me! I've been practising my powers on you the entire time I've known you, and for that I've decided you can be my favourite minion. I know you're going to go along with this because I know how weak you are for me... I know all I need to do is stretch out my purple, nylon clad legs and you'll do anything I command, especially as I'm not wearing any knickers today! I'm going to practice my evil plans on you, how I'm going to capture my arch nemesis by wrapping my thighs around their neck so they can't stop me from enacting my plans for world domination! I have to practice so I can be sure my plans won't go wrong, and after all what are minions for?