Dirty old man

What does and 18 year-old girl do when she gets home from hanging out with her other friends, only to be busted by the grumpy old geezer living with her! She was supposed to be home hours ago.. OH CRAP the OLD BASTARD is going to tell on her and she's screwed! There's only one thing for it...! Since the OLD CROW is such a PERV, young Kelley knows there's an easy way to win him over.. HIS WRINKLED OLD BALLS! While the OLD MAN is talking about calling the police, she PULLS OUT his PORK SAUSAGE and starts RUBBING it UP AND DOWN... she seems to have shut him up! The SLY OLD GUY tells her to STRIP OFF so that he can admire her TINY BODY while she continues to JACK his GERIATRIC JUNK and even SLURP IT! This guy is the LUCKIEST dude in the entire world! And what's up with that MONSTER MEAT POLE?