Pad bulge and lost keys

We are running late to a party and you have managed to lose your keys. We definitely can't leave without them and we'll be late to the party. I am annoyed that you didn't prepare everything while I was getting ready, but still promise to look for keys. As I lean forward, my black tight dress rides up, revealing a maxi pad in black panties. I am too distracted to notice it, but you surely seem to be enjoying the view too much to participate in the search for keys.