Save me smoke slave

Seems I wanted to share a smoke with you, but my bad day keeps giving, so as get more and more messages phone beeps etc. Im super annoyed which of course means yu and I are now in it together, I lean on you to get thru my cruddy annoyance. I smoke with you blow smoke all over you and praise you for being the one solid healthy part of my life in the moment. Remind you that this is our time, our addiction and how dare anyone interrupt us! You may have to become my body guard my bouncer! You man enough to protect!?