Hello there, my toy

Hello there, my toy. You're a new one in my toy store, aren't you? Let me show you around. And what a lovely toy you are. You're going to make someone very happy, I can tell. That's what you're here for, you know. The purpose of a toy is to please your Owner. To keep your Owner company, and make your Owner happy. And you're going to be very good at that. There are some very specialized toys for very specialized purposes, and you can imagine what some of those might be, now. Some Owners talk to their dolls and toys, using them not just for play and joy but as a vessel for their ideas. Part of the duty of a toy is to understand and help its Owners with these things.