A very happy unbirthday

Today is a very special day! You know what it is? Today is your un-birthday... Well a happy un-birthday to you! I know you've wanted to go to bed with me for a long, long time and well it's your un-birthday so maybe today is your lucky day? But you see, I'm one of those mean... Nasty... Feminists, and my pussy has teeth, it'll rip, tear and chew you up...Vagina dentata, it means no worries because there are no more days... A very happy un-birthday to you!