Sex adviser suggests chastity

Your wife has been seeing me, her sex counselor, for a while now. She initially came to me because sex was pretty lame and she never got to come, and for some reason, the poor thing really thought it was her fault. We talked things through and analyzed the situation, and I gave her a couple of suggestions. Among many things, I asked her to talk about it with you, which seems to have failed every time, because you weren't willing to listen to her and called all this "whining". So I decided to have both of you here today because sex is something two people do, not just one! I want to discuss things with both of you and also inform you that we came to the conclusion - me and your wife - that you are the cause of all the problems here. Your shortcomings have been affected your sex life, but you're to blind and controlled by your cock to see it. You're very small down there, can't please her and don't care about anything other than your pleasure. So, it's time for all that to change