Don't have a valentine? Kiss my ass

Hello roommate! I see you are weeping. You are callingbecause it's VALENTINES DAY and you don't have a VALENTINE. Also you are a loser and you will never fuck me because I am no pansy. You are sick and disgusting and have no friends. You have no VALENTINE to kiss but I'll make you kiss something. GET ON YOUR KNEES! You won't kiss my dick but I'll make you LITERALLY "kiss my ass". See it in your face and kiss my sweaty, hairy ass. Kiss, lick, eat, and smell it like its the best VALENTINES DAY candy ever. Keep on kissing my asshole because you are a loser, kiss it because you are sick pansy fuck. Like hell you will ever fuck my hairy, sweaty asshole! All you get is my asshole to kiss, LITERALLY! Now since you have a "stiffy", just take your loser, pansy dick out and play with yourself. That's right stroke you cock as you lick, eat, worship, and kiss my asshole on this VALENTINES DAY. You want a "VALENTINE"? Kiss it and lick it until you cum all over yourself.