SPH you need a strapon

I was so thrilled to see your pathetic cock. I mock and laugh at it. I have some huge questions about your lame old little dick. I can't stop laughing first of all, but then I think we need to take pictures of it! What did you go through! What trauma you must face, have you seen a doctor for this pathetic tiny lil dick. It's s gross.. are you cold or something? What the hell is going on with it. Then I have a bingo moment! You need a strapon. You can hide how lame and pathetic your dick is with a huge strapon!