Non-smoker loser can't handle my smoke

How pathetic, you can't handle a cigarette can you? After I make fun of your lame non smoking ass, while blowing smoke in your face I finally just give you one of your own. Very quickly I can see you are such a pussy you've never really smoked in your life! You may have faked it once in a while, held a smoke to look cool like me, but the truth is revealed, You've never inhaled once. I have to teach you step by step how to actually smoke. You fail so hard, you turning green and stuff! Teach you a few things too. You just can't get it. You pussy bitch!