Even Maid's Not Interested Shorty

What youre saying is highly inappropriate. I am your maid! But even if I wasnt working for you, NO way would i ever be interested in someone like you. Sure, you are wealthy and semi attractive, but news alert... youre incredibly short! No woman would ever wanna be with someone so short, even shorter than them. I would never have sex with you, shrimp. I may be your maid but i am not desperate. I do have standards and you dont reach them, literally. Youre a peon and sorry excuse for a 'man'. Hilarious that you would even think id be interested.