Big alien with a little penis

It's surreal and cold on this spaceship and I shiver while rubbing my arms to keep warm. I gasp when I see you and your alien penis but can't help laughing. Humiliating you may prevent me from getting back home to Earth, but I have never seen such a small dick. You would think that because you're so big, your cock would be bigger. Do aliens fuck with penises or are you asexual? That doesn't look enjoyable. Oh my god, are you jerking your little dick? Do you think a human could get you off? You're not even scary anymore because of that itty-bitty thing. Keep jacking off so I can see what alien sperm looks like. Eww, it's green! You need to take me back to Earth because there's nothing I can do for you!