Cruel confession of past relationship

Just wait until you hear about the cruel and unusual revenge my ex put me through, all the sick perverse and heinous things she did to me, all because she hated my big white Hanes granny panties and the fact I cheated on her. Her horrific revenge is so disturbing she even filmed it and me with it's placement all over the internet, list as explain the drama I've been through with my sexy young short haired new girlfriend. Then she gets so excited about my extreme secret we get busy kissing, and dry humping right on the couch