My boyfriend likes farts

Who would've thought? I get to out bedroom to check on my boyfriend and see if he's ready to go to the party we got invited to, but I so happen to feel really farty. I pass some gas and there he is, blushing, all red and with a raging boner. What's wrong, I ask him, as he struggles to hide his boner. He eventually comes out of the closet and admits he has a fart fetish he never bothered to tell his own girlfriend about. What a jerk! I'm totally punishing him for this! So I'm going to tease him with my farts and give him blue balls while he has no permission to jerk off before we go to the party haha