Never mind your bollocks... here's your chastity device

You! Yes you! You keep telling me you'll do anything for me. There's no point asking, you'll get no reply. I've noticed you're slacking. So often distracted, you keep disappearing, which is pretty vacant. Sometimes sending me messages that look like your wrote the with one hand, and we can't have that. If you are to serve me, then you will serve me fully and completely, you cannot be distracted by self gratification, and so I am going to slip you into a chastity device, and there had better be no slipping back out again, otherwise I might have to come up with something a little bit more... Permanent!