Vacuuming tease

I'm vacuuming around the house, wearing a little black dress, micro thong, and frilly white socks, testing out the suction, hoovering up spillages. Occasionally intrigued about what it would feel like on my feet and socks, legs.. and after a while, I take my panties off, see if it'd vacuum them up, and then what the suction would feel like on my pussy, before I carry on vacuuming the carpet.