A gas from heaven

The gas that comes out of my precious, round butt is not just any gas! And it is most certainly not an earthly gas! These farts were brewed in heaven, made by an angel! And you are more than privileged to get to smell and taste them! You most certainly need to learn how to appreciate privileges like this one - after all, I am giving some meaning to your life, by allowing you to sniff them! You finally have a bit of purpose in life - to make the smell of my farts vanish by inhaling it! So get to work while you enjoy this genuine farts - no talking - clips that will mesmerize you for eternity!