My future mother-in-law in law masturbates? Taboo handjobs

I came home for a quick lunch and found my girlfriends Mom masturbating in her underwear in the living room. Nah, that story wouldn't score me any bedroom points so for sure its gonna be a secret between me and my future Mom. What happened next is for sure going to be one of those secrets I take to the grave. I don't even think I could tell my best buddy this story. My future Mom in law says its been making her horny having me around the house. She says she hasn't had dick in a while and that's why she had such a big toy between her legs. She also tells me that she is attracted to me! She isn't going to fuck me but she wants to jerk my cock. She is so cock hungry that she just wants to touch one that isn't made of silicone. Hey, not what I expected for lunch but since she offered - quickly lay down and let her get to work in my lunchtime boner. I am so stoked this is happening and this story is for sure going down in my spank bank for future reference.