Our secret meeting

I'm so glad you're here! Look, you and I both know what you've been obsessing about lately... What about your girlfriend? You two have been together a long time now. Too long, right? She's so boring! Never wants to experiment or try anything new. Always content to sit in front of the TV on the couch, stuffing her face. And so you look at me, and you know exactly what you would prefer. I'm sexy and I know it! I bet you dream about having me every night, and constantly think about what it would be like if I were your girlfriend. I'm always on your mind. I'd be happy to give you a taste of what it would be like if you were with me instead. That is, as long as you give me a little taste of what it would be like with you. Hop on the bed and I'll show you what I can offer. Once I wrap my warm lips around you, you will never ever want to go back to her. It's been too long since she sucked you off. You want me to, instead. Don't worry, I'll swallow every last drop.