Why would i need you when i can get myself off

You're really presumptuous, you really think I needed you didn't you? I know you think you're God's gift, but you're no gift to me... You can't help it though can you? You dream about me don't you? Such a shame that you want what you can never have! I'm not going to give you what you want, no matter how much you beg, because my wand is simply so much better than you could ever be...