Alone in the shower in the morning

There is always so little time before work. Get out of bed - make coffee - check emails and you can jump into the shower. When the water splashes - the bladder jumps up and you can no longer go to the toilet. So I can always save wastewater - just urinate while showering. The yellow piss gushes out of the small cock with the big eggs. Then lather up nicely and if you feel like doing it - maybe a little wank and let the sperm squirt.