Craziness - Creat Employee Motivation in Construction

Things are just not progressing on the construction site, hmm, what could be the reason? I think the motivation is just low and I have to motivate the foreman somehow! Then I came up with a great idea ;) Put on my pink bikini, high heels and I'll present him something cool! It's much better than those jerk-off pictures during the break, or how do you see that? Would you like me to come and motivate you at work?!