Pay up smoke lover

That's right, it's somebodies birthday.. yep mine! Now take care of me slave. Or do I have to continue to verbally humiliate and degrade you? How lame, you sit there all year sucking in my smoke, take it, beg for it. While I trash you, and make you take care of me. My birthday or not, I am sure not nice, I am demanding. Making fun of your huge open mouth so pathetic so eager just for my smoke! So stupid! Yes, You are keep that hole open until I have gifted my self by over using your hole.